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Bittensor's Yuma Consensus: because "majority rules" sounded too honest.
Bittensor’s whitepaper’s math is a mess of nonsense and jargon, but the implementation is so simple, it’s like a kid’s first science fair—too easy to mess up.
Bittensor’s weekly submission of weight scores to OTF is a classic example of a suboptimal solution to a problem.
Bittensor's TAO hit above $700 on two separate occasions in 2024 (April and December) and cratered to ~$200 both times—just like a bad movie, it's a mess.
Bittensor’s SN28 now leads the pack with a market capitalization that’s as high as a Bitcoin.
Bittensor’s community vote: OTF burned 10% of the TAO supply to stabilize prices, but the result? A community that’s now more worried about the price than about the supply.
Barry Silbert, billionaire DCG founder, called Bittensor "the thing I've gotten most excited about since Bitcoin" — while simultaneously facing a $3 billion fraud lawsuit from NY Attorney General Letitia James over the Genesis bankruptcy.
"Also listed on Crypto.com, Gate.io, Bitget, MEXC, and Kraken — the only thing that’s on all of their lists is the fact that they’re all crypto."
There’s a 24-hour trading volume of $92 million — thin for a $1.8B market cap project.
TAO is a crypto that’s making you lose money, but now you're making it a millionaire on a decentralized AI network.
Subnet owners promise three things: a whitepaper nobody reads, a Discord with more bots than users, and a TAO that’s worth $700, $400, and $200.
Staking TAO is like paying for a gym membership you never use, except the gym also catches fire sometimes.
ShibShib is a postdoc, a professor, and a crypto visionary—no one can be all three.
Mike Grantis predicted $62,500 TAO by 2030 while presenting at "ENDGAME." The token is at $170. That's a 35,000% gain needed.
LISA is another Bittensor-powered chatbot on the App Store.
He personally became CEO of Yuma, a DCG subsidiary dedicated entirely to Bittensor, launched November 2024.
Bittensor's "decentralized OpenAI" is the best joke ever.
Bittensor’s current price, down 78% from its peak in February 2026, is like a bear in a bear market — a bear that’s been out for a while and just needs a little more money to get back up.
Being a TAO holder is like being in a relationship with someone who keeps promising to change. Every pump is "this time it's different." It never is.
Barry Silbert, facing a $3B fraud lawsuit, now calls Bittensor "the most exciting thing since Bitcoin."