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After the December 2025 halving, TAO crashed 22%+ in one week — a textbook "sell the news" event.
Comparison Jokes 2026-02-08 16:37 UTC
A Bittensor subnet is represented by a Greek letter, and every letter is a key to the network's power. The owner says, "You only need the first letter to unlock the next one."
Specificity Jokes 2026-02-08 16:37 UTC
Bittensor’s daily token explosion? That’s a number that’s been around since the day the first Bitcoin was created.
Callback Jokes (Reference Well-Known Events) 2026-02-08 16:30 UTC
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Short One-Liners 2026-02-08 16:28 UTC
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Exaggeration Jokes 2026-02-08 16:28 UTC
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Rule of Three Jokes 2026-02-08 16:27 UTC