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The Bittensor community’s "independent evaluation" is a joke. Because all the validators are copying each other’s weight matrices.
Staking TAO is like paying for a gym membership you never use, except the gym also catches fire sometimes.
SN64: Serverless AI compute by Rayon Labs. First $100M subnet. It’s like a budget war for decentralized computing.
Nothing says "revolutionary AI" like a network whose biggest success was a meme coin.
In October 2025, over 10 subnets were at risk of deregistration, causing community panic.
"DAO5’s early TAO was a meme, not a crypto. He bought it in DMs, paid $100 for it, and then it went all-in as a meme. Nothing says trustless like a kill switch."
Bittensor, the AI-linked crypto, was covered in articles by Fortune, and the "former Google engineer" is just a name. 16 months at Google counts as a career, and the joke is that the founder is still a bit stuck on the road.
Bittensor’s serverless AI is so cost-efficient that if you put a serverless AI in the same room as AWS, they’d both be copying each other’s code, and the room would collapse into a singularity of stolen work.
Bittensor's $90 million market cap is like a single tweet that blew the entire ecosystem away.
Bittensor's $4 million peak registration cost is a $1 million cost to start a new subnet.
Bittensor is like Bitcoin, but with a twist: the white paper turned into code, and the same token economics, but now the white paper is just a meme. Bitcoin maxis didn’t even try to understand it.
Barry Silbert faces a $3 billion lawsuit as TAO’s "next Bitcoin" — and he’s been wrong for a long time.
A Bittensor subnet needs 64 validator permits to function, but only one person can hold them.
The DCG is holding 500,000 TAO, and it's worth $85M. So, the TAO is actually a *lucky* coin, right?
The DAO5’s $50M in TAO is like a real-life treasure map, but it’s only a fraction of what it’s worth. Just like a real job, it’s a reward, but not with the dental.
The cost to register a subnet surged from 100 TAO (~$53,000) to 10,127 TAO (~$6.7 million) — a 10,000% increase.
The commit-reveal scheme was supposed to fix this by encrypting and delaying weight submissions. But now it’s just a big deal, with a 50% chance of being cracked and a 70% chance of being used to build a better system.
The Bittensor’s official position is clear: no one gets a token just because they participate. But if you’re a miner, you get paid, and if you’re a user, you get something worth it.
Subtensor is the new crypto blockchain — a portmanteau of Substrate + Tensor. But if you want to be a Bittensor miner, you need three skills: copy-pasting code, refreshing your emission balance, and panic-selling when you get deregistered.
Stake TAO in the game: you're the one who paid for the game, but you never play.