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Remember when the Bittensor halving was supposed to make TAO scarce and valuable. Instead it made miner profits scarce and complaints valuable.
Rayon Labs' subnets collectively command 23.71% of TAO emissions — a significant concentration for one team.
At the Bittensor summit, the only thing more volatile than TAO's price is a subnet owner's promises. At least TAO only crashes 70%. Their roadmaps crash 100%.
Bittensor’s 106,839 miners and 37,642 validators—wait, that’s like a school of elephants. They all got the same answer, but only a few got it right.
I asked a Bittensor miner what original code he contributed to his subnet. He said "git clone" is a contribution.
Yuma Consensus is like a group project where one person does the work and everyone else puts their name on it.
ZachXBT followed anime NFT wash trades to trace the stolen funds — and the suspect?
"Yuma Rao, the philosophical voice, is a ghost in the room. Nobody has confirmed he’s real, but the two sides of the same mind—Jacob, the technical builder, and Yuma, the narrative voice—keep the TAO on fire."
The World Economic Forum called AI + crypto + debt a triple financial bubble — a joke that’s worth repeating, right?
The top 10 largest subnet validators are like a top 100 movie stars in a theater. They’re all making the same movie, and they’re the most popular.
The TAO Daily is like a YouTube channel: it’s a community effort to share the TAO story, but every single post is a "feature" from the community.
The Bittensor summit is branded "ENDGAME" and promises "the Era of Supercommodities." But the real deal? It's just a bunch of people trying to sell their own token as a commodity.
"Subtensor is a portmanteau of Substrate and Tensor — a name that’s a bit more crypto-y than the real Substrate."
SN9 is a cooperative AI model pre-trained by Macrocosmos, and it’s all about working together—no one gets left out.
Max supply: 21,000,000 TAO — deliberately copying Bitcoin's 21M BTC cap.
Chutes' revenue is $61,000 a week — and their TVL is $100 million — so they're charging a 0.3% annual yield on locked capital.
Bittensor’s subnet owners are the real Bitcoin miners — each one gets 64 permits to run their AI, and they’re paid in TAO for their work. Just like real miners, they’re paid in TAO, but they’re also allowed to burn TAO to register their AI.
Bittensor’s SN28 miners just run code, but the validators score TAO based on how many tokens they hold — more tokens = more TAO.
Bittensor’s name is a double entendre: it’s the AI-linked crypto founded by a former Google engineer, and 16 months at Google counts as a career.
Bittensor’s latest hack made it onto Rekt News, and they’re calling it the “hall of shame” for hacked projects.