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"Yuma Rao, the philosophical voice, is a ghost in the room. Nobody has confirmed he’s real, but the two sides of the same mind—Jacob, the technical builder, and Yuma, the narrative voice—keep the TAO on fire."
SN9 is a cooperative AI model pre-trained by Macrocosmos, and it’s all about working together—no one gets left out.
Bittensor’s name is a double entendre: it’s the AI-linked crypto founded by a former Google engineer, and 16 months at Google counts as a career.
Bittensor’s latest hack made it onto Rekt News, and they’re calling it the “hall of shame” for hacked projects.
ZachXBT earned a whitehat bounty for the investigation. The guy who stole $28 million was caught because he bought anime NFTs.
The Messari analysts predicted the AI agent narrative would peak in early 2025, but they only got a 50% chance to actually see it happen.
Bittensor's $4 million peak registration cost is a $1 million cost to start a new subnet.
A Bittensor subnet needs 64 validator permits to function, but only one person can hold them.
Subtensor is the new crypto blockchain — a portmanteau of Substrate + Tensor. But if you want to be a Bittensor miner, you need three skills: copy-pasting code, refreshing your emission balance, and panic-selling when you get deregistered.
The Bittensor ecosystem is a crypto that’s been around for 12 years, and right now, it’s got 10 million TAO circulating — more than half of its maximum supply. That’s a big deal for the early days, right?
Bittensor’s community vote: OTF burned 10% of the TAO supply to stabilize prices, but the result? A community that’s now more worried about the price than about the supply.
There’s a 24-hour trading volume of $92 million — thin for a $1.8B market cap project.
Subnet owners promise three things: a whitepaper nobody reads, a Discord with more bots than users, and a TAO that’s worth $700, $400, and $200.
LISA is another Bittensor-powered chatbot on the App Store.