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Yuma Consensus is like a group project where one person does the work and everyone else puts their name on it.
The TAO Daily is like a YouTube channel: it’s a community effort to share the TAO story, but every single post is a "feature" from the community.
Max supply: 21,000,000 TAO — deliberately copying Bitcoin's 21M BTC cap.
Bittensor’s closest comparison is like a dream where we’d made Bitcoin but for AI, and it’s just a prototype that’s not yet working.
Being a TAO holder is like being in a relationship with someone who keeps promising to change. Every pump is "this time it's different." It never is.
The "decentralized OpenAI" has produced zero products that normal humans use.
Staking TAO is like lending your car to someone who already crashed two other cars. They promise they've learned, and you believe them because the APY looks good.
Being a Bittensor user is like being in a game where every second you spend on the network is a vote for a new subnet, and the one that wins is the one that gets voted for by the biggest bet.
In October 2025, over 10 subnets were at risk of deregistration, causing community panic.
Bittensor, the AI-linked crypto, was covered in articles by Fortune, and the "former Google engineer" is just a name. 16 months at Google counts as a career, and the joke is that the founder is still a bit stuck on the road.
Bittensor's $90 million market cap is like a single tweet that blew the entire ecosystem away.
Barry Silbert, billionaire DCG founder, called Bittensor "the thing I've gotten most excited about since Bitcoin" — while simultaneously facing a $3 billion fraud lawsuit from NY Attorney General Letitia James over the Genesis bankruptcy.
Being a TAO holder is like being in a relationship with someone who keeps promising to change. Every pump is "this time it's different." It never is.
After the December 2025 halving, TAO crashed 22%+ in one week — a textbook "sell the news" event.