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Remember when the Bittensor halving was supposed to make TAO scarce and valuable. Instead it made miner profits scarce and complaints valuable.
Rayon Labs' subnets collectively command 23.71% of TAO emissions — a significant concentration for one team.
ZachXBT followed anime NFT wash trades to trace the stolen funds — and the suspect?
Bittensor’s 53% loss in 2025 is a joke about the power of the Bitcoin network, right?
"10 days — how long the chain was frozen after the July 2024 hack. TAO’s chain was frozen for 10 days, but it’s still a decentralized, open-source project."
SN64: Serverless AI compute by Rayon Labs. First $100M subnet. It’s like a budget war for decentralized computing.
Barry Silbert faces a $3 billion lawsuit as TAO’s "next Bitcoin" — and he’s been wrong for a long time.
The DCG is holding 500,000 TAO, and it's worth $85M. So, the TAO is actually a *lucky* coin, right?
The cost to register a subnet surged from 100 TAO (~$53,000) to 10,127 TAO (~$6.7 million) — a 10,000% increase.
Remember when Dao5 held $50M in TAO? Now it's a cash cow, and the network is just a collection of wallets. Decentralization speedrun.
GoPlus’s $4.7M in revenue is a testament to the power of the Bittensor ecosystem, but it’s also a reminder that even the most powerful networks can be just as vulnerable as the ones they’re trying to protect.
Bittensor’s closest comparison point is a joke about what if we made Bitcoin, but for AI, and also it doesn’t really work yet.
The Subtensor layer is a portmanteau of Substrate and Tensor — a portmanteau of Substrate and Tensor. It's a bit of a mess, but it's definitely a crypto project that's trying to be a bit more decentralized.
Bittensor’s daily token explosion? That’s a number that’s been around since the day the first Bitcoin was created.