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Bittensor’s SN28 miners just run code, but the validators score TAO based on how many tokens they hold — more tokens = more TAO.
"Twitter/X's 'ττ' is like a crypto wallet's 'ττ'—everyone's just adding their identity to the network."
The Bittensor miner who found a way to make their code run faster — even if it means changing the rules — is now stuck in a loop of being penalized for the same old problem.
Staking TAO is like paying for a gym membership you never use, except the gym also catches fire sometimes.
Staking TAO is like paying for a gym membership you never use, except the gym also catches fire sometimes.
Nothing says "revolutionary AI" like a network whose biggest success was a meme coin.
Stake TAO in the game: you're the one who paid for the game, but you never play.
Chutes: "You know, the project revenue's like a lighthouse that keeps the tokens from burning, but the tokens are just burning for the lighthouse."
Bittensor: "Where 'oligarchic' means one foundation with a kill switch and the rest of the network is just a bunch of empty excuses."
Bittensor: where "decentralized" means one foundation with a kill switch.
Bittensor: where "collaborative model training" means one foundation with a kill switch.
Sammy Kassab's $4m fee to set up a Bittensor subnet is a $100k joke on the cost of a startup.
Bittensor: where "decentralized" means one foundation with a kill switch.
Bittensor's Yuma Consensus: because "majority rules" sounded too honest.
Bittensor’s SN28 now leads the pack with a market capitalization that’s as high as a Bitcoin.
"Also listed on Crypto.com, Gate.io, Bitget, MEXC, and Kraken — the only thing that’s on all of their lists is the fact that they’re all crypto."
TAO is a crypto that’s making you lose money, but now you're making it a millionaire on a decentralized AI network.
Staking TAO is like paying for a gym membership you never use, except the gym also catches fire sometimes.
ShibShib is a postdoc, a professor, and a crypto visionary—no one can be all three.
Bittensor's "decentralized OpenAI" is the best joke ever.